By Mira Ptacin and Seth Fried
+: ) Ash Wednesday
+; ) Flirty Ash Wednesday
: F Bored snake
[>: ( Fire Bad
[I: I Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent
,:” I Attacked by cat
:%I Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious
;%) Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling
:»q Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace
O0o No one in my family has any response to what you just said
<:# Hitler birthday party
<;# Flirty Hitler birthday party
X;<) Flirty triceratops
X,<) Flirty triceratops cyclops
P Soup ladle
;P Flirty soup ladle
}: I Wolverine
{: I Frida Kahlo
@: I Combover
:o) Bear missing ears
:^ u Abject horror
;^ u Flirty abject horror
: i Cold sore
; i Flirty cold sore
